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Local b0ii:
Ho BRAH, I going LICK YOU.
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Haole:
So, you wanna see how I taste?
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Local b0ii:
No brah, I going give you LICKENS.
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Haole:
So, you're gonna lick me a whole bunch of times?
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Local b0ii:
NO BRAHHH, PUTTING YOU TO SLEEP.
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Haole:
But IM NOT EVEN TIRED.
Having more guy friends than girl friends,
Doesn’t mean you’re a whore, slut, bitch, etc,. Honestly, having more guy friends is much easier and less drama because they simply don’t care as much and don’t care too much. They actually help you with your problem, unlike some girls that like to start more drama with your problem. Guys don’t talk smack, they don’t start drama, and they don’t spread rumors as much as some girls do. Guy friends are just more chill and more trust worthy.
(Source: hi-aj, via cause-can)
lsaac:
imagine how much easier life would be if you were that starfish at the bottom
(Source: tupac, via elean0re)
Meeting fake bitch after fake bitch after fake bitch after fake bitch after fake bitch after fake bitch after fake bitch after fake bitch after fake bitch after fake bitch after fake bitch after fake bitch.
then you realize they weren’t your friends from the start, just someone to talk to when they were bored.
(Source: infatuatedjapaneselocal, via kauionalani)
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